I know what you’re probably thinking. But this time it wasn’t me. Honest
The ladies celebrated a girlfriend’s birthday over the weekend, and well .. we all know how parties end. Original title or what?
And so two of us got hammed, and we made the best of it for as long as it could.
To suggest a few tips:
#1 – Never assume you’re superman by trying to sweep more than 1 drunk person on your back. Most likely, one lucky candidate will end up losing their grip and falling gracefully flat on their face.
#2 – If you’re the designated driver, always make a trip to Costco before any party, and purchase two bulks of heavy duty paper towels. They always come in handy and you tend to need more than 1.
#3 – Take a shower after you finally get home. No matter how late it is, or how tired you are, never ever wake up the next morning with puke stained arms and a sticky solid hair. You just might scream.
And so, it was the best of times, and it was the worse of time. Follow-up pictures of event will be your next update.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTINE
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